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I wish you nothing but the happiness, healing, clarity, love, and friendship that you deserve! 

Also, I'm sorry if I triggered you in any way!

I'm glad you found a Buddhist healing group! Having people around you in a positive atmosphere like that can really be uplifting!

Good luck, my friend and we'll all be here with open arms when you return! 

Thanks so much you guys! I am thinking of singing it acopella tonight if I am able to! You're right, mourningdove, if I sing it acopella it may help to find a melody!

This song just came to me during lessons yesterday. I'm so happy I wrote it down!

Oh my goodness! Thanks! 

Thanks! I am so happy you are dancing now! 

[Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap (AC/DC)]

Some more hysterically misheard lyrics because I am apparently easily amused.

Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap (AC/DC)

Real lyrics:

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.


What people thought they heard:


Dirty deeds, done with sheep.

or

Dirty deeds, dungeon feet.

You're The One That I Want (Grease)

Real Lyrics:

You better shape up,
'Cause I need a man...

What people thought they heard:

You better shave Bob,
'Cause I need a pen...

Circle of Life (Lion King)

(yes, again)

What people thought they heard:

PENNSYLVANIA!

[Circle of Life (Lion King)]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79yDMxvLOqU

This is HYSTERICAL! This is what some people apparently thought they heard while listening to Disney songs! WARNING: some cursing and inappropriate themes. Apparently people have odd imaginations....

I'll give you the clean ones that are uber hysterical!

Circle of Life (Lion King)

Real Lyrics: (in Swahili)

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba 
Sithi uhm ingonyama         

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama

Siyo Nqoba                 
Ingonyama
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala

What people thought they heard:

Nah! It's in pain, yeah!
Mama the chihuahua!
Such a ghoul!
When you're a mom.
When you're a mom.

I'll Make A Man Out Of You (Mulan)

Real Lyrics:

Be a man!
You must be swift as the coursing river!
Be a man!
With all the force of  great typhoon!
Be a man!

What people thought they heard:

Leave a man!
You must be swift as the coursing river!
Leave a man!
With all the force of great Thai food!
Leave a man!

Savages (Pocahontas)

(This song is talking about how both sides see the other as savages. So yeah the original lyrics aren't the nicest but the misheard lyrics crack me up! Because of this mishearing of lyrics I can no longer take the song seriously and just burst out laughing.)

Real lyrics:

They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human!
Savages, savages!
Drive them from our shore!

What people thought they heard:

They're sammiches! Sammiches!
Barely even human!
Sammiches, sammiches!
Drive them from our shore!

(Everyone run! The sammiches have arrived! lol)

Be Our Guest (Beauty & The Beast)

Real Lyrics:

With your meal, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you,
We'll keep going
Course by course...

What people thought they heard:

Lick your beer!
Lick your ears!
Yes, indeed, we ate the police!
While the candlelight's still glowing...
Let us help you milk meat bologna!
Horse pie course...

(I laughed so hard that I almost fell over!)

I See The Light (Tangled)

Real Lyrics:

Standing here,
It's oh so clear,
I'm where I'm meant to be!

What people thought they heard:

Standing here,
It's oh so clear,
I'm where I'm meant to pee!

Circle of Life (Lion King)

Real lyrics: (Again, they are in Swahili)

Ingonyama
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala 

What people thought they heard:

Penguin, llama, penguin-Imma buy ya.
Penguin, llama, penguin-Imma buy ya.

[Inkwells]

This is a song I wrote today. Should I get some music to go with it (I can't write music lol) I will sing it. I may just end up doing it acapella, however. Whatever I end up doing, I will share it with you guys!

(POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNINGS)

It's about PTSD & C-PTSD as well as bullying. I used the analogy of a piece of paper with ink on it to symbolize trauma and stuff.

So here are the lyrics:

Inkwells

It was torn from a book,
Locked away in a darkened room,
Covered up, so don't you look.
You sealed your own doom.

Along came some inkwells with stone cold hearts,
Ready and willing to tear it all apart!
When the scholar's backs were turned,
They took some ink and watched it squirm.

Covering every inch in sight,
Punishing it for putting up a fight!

(Chorus) How do you clean the ink off the page?
How can you just up and walk away?
Why do you just watch it cry?
Why did you believe that lie?

"It's in your head!" "You must move on!"
"What happened's now over and gone!"

"It worked for me so it should for you!"
"You're holding onto nothing!"
You know I'll hear what you say...
but it can't clean the ink off the page! (Chorus end)

Time crawls by then flies on past.
Ink's clouded what was there before.
Just when you feel you're safe at last...
Someone comes along and adds some more!

How do you clean the ink off the page?
How can you just up and walk away?
Why do you watch it cry?
Why did you believe that lie?

"It's in your head!" "You must move on!"
"What happened's now over and gone!"

"It worked for me so it should for you!"
"You're holding onto nothing!"
You know I'll hear what you say...
but it can't clean the ink off the page!

They say the past is already done,
And the future's the view of everyone,
If it's stuck with you, it's your doing.
Everyone's able to keep on moving!

But if I've learned something over the years,
It's not that I can just leave the past.
Through all the blood, sweat, and tears...
It's become so very clear...
Now I see....
It's the past that can't move on without me!

How do you clean the ink off the page?
How can you just up and walk away?
Why do you just watch it cry?
Why did you believe that lie?

(Ohhhhh....)

Moving on is up to you,
It all comes down to what you do. (3X)

Water can cleanse some ink away,
But only if you let them in!
The battles are day to day,
We just gotta try and win!

"It's in your head!" "You must move on!"
"What happened's now done and gone!"

"It worked for me so it should for you!"
"You're holding onto nothing!"

How do you clean the ink off the page?
How can you just up and walk away?
Why do you just watch it cry?
Why did you believe that lie?

"It's in your head!" "You must move on!"
"What happened's done and gone!"

"It worked for me so it should for you!"
"You're holding onto nothing!"
You know I'll hear what you say....

But it still can't wipe the ink off the page.

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I once read that PTSD (and C-PTSD) is not when someone can't let go of the past. It's when the past can't let go of them. So I incorporated that into my lyrics. I hope you all enjoyed it!

 

Okay, sorry I couldn't resist!

Anyways!

One of the songs I really love is My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend by: Rilent K

Basically it reminds me of how my ex-boyfriend left me after nine months. Some time later, my childhood crush (who is now my loving boyfriend of three years<3), and I started dating. I'm thankful my ex broke it off because then I wouldn't be with the love of my life.<3

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CCQQtwIwAWoVChMI1ezo67_cxwIVSfM-Ch3RCw-M&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DN5i7ZzfwM6o&usg=AFQjCNGsEQQKbr0szCeKq9_RnfKVoDVWcQ&sig2=B8zJmu2hykl1wLflFSEUag

Also, I wrote a song about PTSD & C-PTSD. I plan on finding some music for it and singing it then sharing it with you guys! I will probably put up the lyrics beforehand since I am excited.

I am so mesmerized.   

You are a ray of  as well! You all are! Thank you all so much!!!! 

I wish I had a kitty too. Lucky's not my kitty, unfortunately. But I'm glad you find him cute and I know he is happy to put smiles on the people's faces!

I know, right? He is such a cutie pie and I have jokingly told my grandparents I may put him in my pocket and walk off one of these days! 

Thank you Stillhere. 

It's hard because my best friend believes I was actually bullied during middle school (and they said this after I described what I can remember). It's weird that even when I'm depressed and remembering middle school, I have to really think to remember very minor events. I can remember some things that annoyed me and some happy things as well as a few sad ones but....Sometimes I just really have to make a conscious effort which bothers me.

I'm sorry you had to go through what you did and have people invalidate you...It's not right and it should not be done. When people are hurting it makes it worse when others do not listen. I know that from experience.

To this day I don't know all that happened to me. Maybe it was because I was depressed and felt unlikable during middle school that it traumatizes me so much. Maybe I was bullied. I just wish I knew.

Dear Mystic,

Wow! I have never talked to another cat before!!! I am glad you are reading my story and stuff! Vrizzy has told me about what some people are saying about me and she said there was a kitty who I look like! Wow! That's so cool!!!!!!!!!

What is Polaroid and what are pictures? I'll have to ask because I don't know things since I am little. Oh well, maybe I will find out!

Oh my gosh! What is a bear?! Is it like a big dog?! That must have been so scary!!!!!! I hope you don't see another one! Oooo, fawns sound so cool!!!!! Wow, you sure have seen so many cool things!

It is nice to hear from older 'me'! I don't want to tell the others where I came from before the road so I think I'll keep that quiet!

I hope you catch lots of mice!

With love,
Lucky

P.s. (Vrizzy here) omg you guys are adorable! Mystic sounds like such a sweetheart and I'm glad he has a good home with you, Woodsgnome!

I am using pretend names for people based off of animals or fictional characters:

Tav- short for Tavros (a fictional character); my boyfriend<3

Belle - beauty and the beast; my best friend

Raven - Belle's personfriend

Pikachu - my baby brother

Phoenix - a friend of mine

"Y" - an ex-best friend whom was manipulative

Dearest darling,

I cannot put into words how much you have affected my life, my soul, my mind, and my heart. You, who have seen me at some of my weakest moments and some of my most triumphant experiences, have never faltered nor shown me the slightest bit of uncaring. I know it's been hard for you, especially because you worry about me so much. I hated making you feel like you had to constantly fret over me and deal with my problems. I know that people who love each other are supposed to be there for each other no matter what, but for some reason it shocks me when people actually are like that.

I've told you things that I have been scared to tell other people, only for you to accept me and embrace who I am like it was the easiest thing in the world. You've never told me that what happened to me wasn't real or was "all in my head". I'm grateful for that. I know my "trauma" isn't very extensive or severe or even what most people would be traumatized by. And you probably know this yet you didn't really bring this up.

You are the most amazing person I have ever met, my rock, my life, my soulmate. I look at you and the world melts away; nobody else matters or even exists when I gaze in your eyes, and you into mine. You don't always see how wonderful you are, something we seem to have in common, but I want you to know how perfect you are to me. You once told me I was perfect to you, before "Y" brought me two years of manipulation. You've called me a goddess, and constantly complemented me. You've stayed there even when I have doubted your love for me, and how long we would last.

Three years of love that I would not change. Next year we will have been together four years and after that, five. I want to marry you someday, settle down, follow our dreams, and raise children. I know we are relatively young and this is in the future but I am excited about what's to come. You, who've known me my whole life and who was my childhood crush, know that is has been a bit difficult for me to think about the future. Because of you, because of my loved ones as well, I can look forward with a rush of anticipation and joy.

Words cannot express my love for you, and how much you mean to me. You just somehow know when I am upset or feeling sick, even when I try to hide it. I know I'm not the best at hiding these things but even over texting you can tell my moods. I remember when Pheonix was moving away and we attended his farewell party together. The emotions suddenly hit me at one point, close to the end, and I started to cry because I knew I would miss him. Instinctively, you noticed and held me close as I cried. You didn't say a word, but just kept me close to you, allowing me to bury my face in your shirt. You just knew what to do. Writing this right now, my heart swells with love and gratitude.

Oh, my love, I don't know where I'd be without you! You are truly the most amazing person who has ever, is currently, or will ever exist.

But, I might be just a bit biased.

With all of the love a human is capable of giving,

Vrizzy