Jokes

[Dutch Uncle]

This made me laugh:

Am I a narcissist?

Step 1: Take a moment to think about yourself.


Step 2: If you made it to Step 2, you are not a narcissist.

[Wife#2]

OMG, that was so funny!

[Dutch Uncle]

Today I read the headlines in the News-paper:

Trump says inner critics run by Democrats are more dangerous than war zones

I misread "inner cities" for "inner critics". 
Made me chuckle. 
It does show what my focus is on these days. 

(The article itself doesn't matter, I haven't even read it, but I'll post it anyway: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/aug/22/donald-trump-inner-city-crime-war-zone-hillary-clinton)

[Dutch Uncle]

This is an attempt that may well be self-mockery (which I find funny to do at times)

"I suffer from an inverse Oedipus-complex: I want to divorce the mother/wife my father refuses to divorce from. (even when she already divorced him.)"

[~Lapis-Lazuli~]

So one test tube says to another, "I think we've got some great chemistry going on between us."

[Dwonderer]

Halloween theme joke:

Why didnt Dracula have any friends?

Cuz he was a pain the neck!

[Kizzie]

 LOL, good one